Curse

Atila The Hunny · Mar 21, 2006, 09:13 PM // 21:13

*is totally grossed out*
*slaps Sol Vie for puking*
*sits there dazed and amazed*
*contemplating*
* i hope this isnt the way they make this stuff*
*passes out one more time*

Sol_Vie · Mar 21, 2006, 09:13 PM // 21:13

*cries and collapses in the puddle/pile of peanut butter*

Atila The Hunny · Mar 21, 2006, 09:25 PM // 21:25

*feels bad for making Sol Vie cry*
* gets down i the middle of the peanut butter puddle with him*
*decides to get some chocolate syrup*
*pours it all over both of us*
* now we can pretend to be reese's cups*
*laughs hysterically*
*slaps him on the back*
*passes him a beer*

Starsky-sama · Mar 21, 2006, 09:35 PM // 21:35

*decloaks*
*intercepts beer*
"Mine"
*instead leaves a grenade without a pin*
*cloaks and disappears into the void unnoticed..*

Atila The Hunny · Mar 21, 2006, 09:39 PM // 21:39

*scramples to her feet*
*grabs the unpinned grenade*
*throws it out the bar through the revolving doors*
*looks around for this cloaked individual*
*maybe next time i can grab him*
*needs to find a bathroom fast*
*all that beer has to have some place to go*
*disappears into the ladies room*

Starsky-sama · Mar 21, 2006, 09:54 PM // 21:54

*unpinned grenade gets wedged in the revolving door*
"Not my door!"
*decloaks*
*sticks right arm into the door and reaches for the nade*
"almost there....*reaching....reaching*...almost got it"
*Thinks to himself, "This is clearly a no-no, but meh."*
*shrugs*
*continues to reach, now inches from the nade....*
(What's the worse that could happen?)
(Anyone's free to conclude my fate here.)
(Go as gruesome as you like....let 'er rip!

)

Sol_Vie · Mar 21, 2006, 10:29 PM // 22:29

*sits up happily and licks the peanut butter/chocolate mess off of himself*
*walks up to Starsky while he's worrying about the nade*
*calmly takes the beer and settles down at the bar with it*

Retribution X · Mar 22, 2006, 01:00 AM // 01:00

*Saves Starsky, By grabbing the grenade, and throwing it in a blast pit, In accordance with the prophecy...*
*Saves everyone elses lives by doing random things, In accordance with the prophecy...*
*Plays some heavy metal, In accordance with the prophecy...*

I pwnd U · Mar 22, 2006, 02:21 AM // 02:21

*sips beer*

Starsky-sama · Mar 22, 2006, 02:37 AM // 02:37

*Yanks out some bones out of the cloak*
*Reforms bones into an electric guitar*
*Plays some heavy metal with Retribution X, In accordance with some prophecy...*
*Blue flames spews out from every chord played*

Doc Holliday · Mar 22, 2006, 04:24 AM // 04:24

*sigh*

"The bar has been overun, its official!"

*sits next to pwned*

*sips beer*

*decides its not strong enough*

*orders 2 pangalactic gargleblasters*

*downs both of the pggb's*

*slumps on the table in a coma*

Symeon · Mar 22, 2006, 07:03 AM // 07:03

*continues to whip newcomers*
"stop slackin'!"
*gets tired*
*sits*
*sips beer, eats cookies*

I pwnd U · Mar 22, 2006, 01:14 PM // 13:14

*sips beer*

Starsky-sama · Mar 22, 2006, 01:15 PM // 13:15

*stops playing heavy metal*
*smacks Doc Holliday over the back of the head with the /guitar*
"get out of that coma!"
*smacks King Symeon over the back of the head with the /guitar*
"eat less cookies and drink more!"
*finishes the /guitar off by breaking it on I Pwnd U's backside*
"beer wasnt meant to be sipped!"
*Continues on a smashing rampage by grabbing a metal chair*
"who's next?"

I pwnd U · Mar 22, 2006, 01:22 PM // 13:22

*sips beer, stands up punches starsky in the face, smashes his face into my knee, kicks him in the nuts, then chucks him out of the window, sits down, sips beer* "and stay out!"

Symeon · Mar 22, 2006, 04:15 PM // 16:15

*rubs back where starsky hit him*
*runs outside, catches starsky as he is thrown through the window*
*throws him on the ground*
*jumps on his body repeatedly*
*picks him up again*
*swings him around head very fast*
*lets go sending him flying down the street, landing on top of a car*
*laughs as starsky is beaten up with a baseball bat by the angry old woman who was driving the car*
*runs back inside*
"No worries, I dealt with him"
*sits down*
*sips beer, eats cookies*

Sir Skullcrasher · Mar 22, 2006, 06:32 PM // 18:32

*Take out some razorblades... start cutting small slashes into everyone's drinks and bottles*

*take out a lighter.. now i want my respect or else i'm burning this place back to underworld*

xxSilhouette · Mar 22, 2006, 06:58 PM // 18:58

"99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer! You take one down and pass it around..."

I pwnd U · Mar 22, 2006, 07:14 PM // 19:14

*takes 4 tylenol, sips water* "man i have a massive headache..."

xxSilhouette · Mar 22, 2006, 07:16 PM // 19:16

"86 bottles of beer on the wall, 86 bottles of beer! Take one down, and pass it around...."
*runs in circles while singing*